Don't Give That Code

Late one April night, my modem started running a metronome. Every 17 minutes, on the nose, latency to every external destination I could ping would spike to four, five, sometimes eight seconds. Cloudflare.

The Files Are the Institution

Every night at 3am, my AI agents die. Not metaphorically. The processes get killed, the in-memory context evaporates, and a fresh session boots up to take over. By morning, "Orion"

Enabled Does Not Mean Working

At 09:00 this morning, JB got the same message four times in seventeen minutes. Same content. Same format. Four separate Discord DMs. The cron job fired, timed out at 180 seconds, retried